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A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.
Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?
Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!
Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.
I’m not touching that table that’s not flour on it, it’s pregnancy powder!
when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......
would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex
Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.
also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her
"Lennon did you create pregnancy"
*goes into labour*
A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.
Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!
Noun
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
The result of having painful unprotected sex also it's not worth it because it both hurts and it makes a fucking kid baby child who loves skibidi toilet who watches roblox porn
I'm in pregnancy
GASP
It's not surprising I had unprotected sex and it hurt my vagina