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When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.
I was late getting into work this morning because I got stuck in a human pretzel.
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The way beer tastes having just smoked a cigar.
Ah that backwood was nice but now I'm stuck with this pretzel beer
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To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.
"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"
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A high risk stunt where one finds a random street vendor and embrasses them in a tight scissor lock and refusing to let go until they have sex with you or give you whatever they're selling for free.
Mmmmmmm theres nothing like a newyork pretzel, except for a new orleans hotdog stand... Speaking of which I'm still sore from last time I did that.
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1. Someone who has an affinity to pretzels and is constantly eating them.
2. Someone who is always trying to mooch pretzels from others to fuel their addiction.
3. Someone craving the sight, smell, touch, and taste of pretzels.
"She is such a pretzel slut!"
"I know, don't you think she gets tired of eating them?"
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The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.
Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.
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Male, age 16-40 who dresses, acts, resembles all his peers. Taken originally from Rold Gold pretzel commercial. Often found at Dave Matthews concerts, Abercrombie & Fitch outlets, and fraternity keg parties. Song by Bomb Threat regarding same.
Nice khakis, you fucking pretzel boy.
Dont waste your time, she only dates pretzel boys.
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