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A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...
Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion
"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"
"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"
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A big can of Chef Boyar-ass. Judas Priest is shit. If you listen to them, you probably suck cocks.
(Judas Priest) We Rock
(Iron Maiden) No We Rock
(Me) You both suck
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Yes of course an URBAN DICTIONARY HITLER to set the record straight in accordance to LEVITICUS CHAPTER 13 cites the PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY which is a SWELL chap.
An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.
Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."
Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."
Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."
Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."
Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."
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This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"
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A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.
Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.
Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.
Guy 2: Ya it was.
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The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
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