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When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.
A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.
Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?
I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties
Respectability Protection is offering protection only to those who meet certain traditional, conventional and patriarchal standards.
They didn’t defend or help her because they felt that she didn’t fall into the category of Respectability Protection because she is a stripper.
Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.
Guy:
"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
Weev:
"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"