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Simple. Sauce that looks like vomit. Often tastes like it, too. Usually given to you at Olive Garden. Your friends dare you to lick it. You do, and it tastes like barf mixed with a bit of your mom. Then when you come home, it turns out you have diarrhea. From the sauce or the food with the sauce, who knows?! You use all the wipes and go to bed right after that, afraid that diarrhea will happen again.
Girlie Girl 1: OMG! They gave me this thing that looks like puke OMG OMG OMG.
Girlie Girl 2: EW OMG DATS PUKE SAUCE
Guy 1: John, look at this shit!
Guy 2: Wow, dude. Thats totally puke sauce.
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a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.
You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.
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EXAMPLE 1
When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.
Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.
EXAMPLE 2
Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1
Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!
EXAMPLE 2
Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
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If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out
Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke
A fart extremist's reject version of a vomit producing shard.
Thot thar feller wid da air colored yeller blew nuthar hole in his pantz wid that killin puke fart.
The discharge that comes from the cunt after sex.
Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.
The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.