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Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.
You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.
EXAMPLE 1
When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.
Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.
EXAMPLE 2
Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1
Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!
EXAMPLE 2
Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.
Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."
Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"
Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
The discharge that comes from the cunt after sex.
Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.
A fart extremist's reject version of a vomit producing shard.
Thot thar feller wid da air colored yeller blew nuthar hole in his pantz wid that killin puke fart.