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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
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An abnoxious motherfucker who can’t stop repeating himself. Most of his popular songs he just says the same thing over and over again. The only good song from him is Welcome to the Party.
“lol lil pump is annoying as hell”
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A very powerful water type move but commonly misses and angers the user.
Trainer: Blastoise use hydro pump!!!
*the move misses*
Trainer: Arghh Fucking turtle!
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when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell
Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?
CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.
A temple where you lift heavy objects with your biceps/triceps before a night of drinking with females
Boy I can't wait to hit up the pump factory before heading out for a night at dusk!
Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.
Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.
I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.
The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.