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Stinky Puss

a horrible smelling vagina aka a vagina that reeks of Death

Topher- Dude I was gonna eat out Brittany Knapp but it was one Stinky Puss
Ryan- That's fuckin sick
Topher- Yea bitch needs to douche
Ethan- Deffinatly

by Topher Thomas February 5, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


puss fart

1. When air leaves the vagina of a woman making the sound of a fart. 2. Also known as a queefe. 3. Also used as an insult.

1. Andrea, you're a real puss fart.
2. I was eating her out and she let out a puss fart.

by TRut February 21, 2005

104๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


stubble puss

When the hair has started to grow back on a shaven pussy. Note that banging a stubble puss can cause irritation.

At first I thought Veronica was beautifully shaved, but when I banged her, I could felt the stubble puss, prickly against my lower abdomen.

by Big Jim Powell February 11, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wuss Puss

Well. A wuss is a person who is weak... And a puss is a woman's dick.

Hey, stop being such a wuss puss and light the fuse.

by A.R.G. (R.I.P.) August 3, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pudge Puss

An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.

Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.

Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.

Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.

Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!

Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by Jrubadub August 1, 2010

242๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookie Puss

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.

Please google pictures of Cookie puss

by johannajojojo November 19, 2010

90๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


mush puss

The result of letting your partner cum insid you and not having time to wash up properly afterwards. Extreamly uncomfortable and sticky if you have things to do that day. A constant reminder of how gross you are and how badly you need a shower.

Damn it! I am late for work are ready now I have to deal with MUSH PUSS all day long you're so inconsiderate

by BoxChevy33 January 3, 2015