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A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral
"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"
Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first
Hey dude want to play pocket python
The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
When you have to piss and shit and the same time.
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
A creature on which is similar to the pitbull but has numerous amount's of abilities such as super strength and the ability to hang to ceilings it's proved to have great relation's to skinwalkers.
chill that's just my dog sunshine he's a python bull but he don't bite (the dog will tear you limb from limb if unattended).
When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head