maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

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Question Gravity

A satirical campaign launched by Chattiestspike2 Ministries International that supposedly questions the scientific claims and evidence for gravity. It's a direct knockoff of creation.com's "Question Evolution" campaign and is meant to demonstrate how stupid one sounds when questioning solid scientific theories with ridiculous questions.

Yeah I've heard of the Question Evolution campaign. It's just as good as the Question Gravity campaign.

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21 Questions

The facebook app where you get 10-70 answers each week.

This is SO friggin' annoying. 21 Questions is filling up my notifications! >:O

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QUESTION MARK?!?!

When someone says something surprising, just hit em with a,"QUESTION MARK?!?!" It basically means, "WHAAAAAA?"

Brendyn: Hey, long time no see, I have 10 dogs.
Jace: QUESTION MARK?!?!

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Strawberry Question

The Strawberry Question

The Strawberry Question is a couples game to see if their partner is cheating or would consider it. This can go 2 ways (maybe three?)

Scenarios ⬇️

Scenario 1:
Girl: “hey babe?”
Guy: “wsp”
Girl: “let’s say you were to walk by a field of strawberries that had a fence around it and you were REALLY hungry. Would you hop the fence to eat one?”
Guy: “no”
Girl: “why not?”
Guy: “ bc they aren’t mine”
Girl: “okay ❤️“
This scenario shows that the guy wouldn’t cheat/think about cheating.
On the other hand….

Scenario 2:
Girl: “hey babe?”
Guy: “yeah?”

Girl: “let’s say you were to walk by a field of strawberries that had a fence around it and you were REALLY hungry. Would you hop the fence to eat one?”
guy: “yeah maybe”
Girl: “why?”
Guy: “because I’m really hungry”
This scenario could infer that your partner is cheating/considering cheating.

(Scenario 3?)
I’m too lazy to give an actual scenario but it pretty much consists of this:

Your partner who already knew of the game could tell you they wouldn’t take a strawberry to make you trust them when really they would.
So make sure you know if they’re lying or not.

⚠️Please remember that this is a rhetorical scenario and that just because he/she would eat a strawberry doesn’t imply that she/he is cheating.⚠️

Girl: “i think I’m gonna do the strawberry question on my bf td”
Other girl: “omg tell me what he says!”

Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask

Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"

questionable shit

remember the questionable shit you masturbate to at 3 AM that night, yeah

Brother: "You beat your meat to some questionable shits last night"
You: "How did you know that?!"