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a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk
-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"
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A satirical campaign launched by Chattiestspike2 Ministries International that supposedly questions the scientific claims and evidence for gravity. It's a direct knockoff of creation.com's "Question Evolution" campaign and is meant to demonstrate how stupid one sounds when questioning solid scientific theories with ridiculous questions.
Yeah I've heard of the Question Evolution campaign. It's just as good as the Question Gravity campaign.
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The facebook app where you get 10-70 answers each week.
This is SO friggin' annoying. 21 Questions is filling up my notifications! >:O
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When someone says something surprising, just hit em with a,"QUESTION MARK?!?!" It basically means, "WHAAAAAA?"
Brendyn: Hey, long time no see, I have 10 dogs.
Jace: QUESTION MARK?!?!
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The Strawberry Question
The Strawberry Question is a couples game to see if their partner is cheating or would consider it. This can go 2 ways (maybe three?)
Scenarios ⬇️
Scenario 1:
Girl: “hey babe?”
Guy: “wsp”
Girl: “let’s say you were to walk by a field of strawberries that had a fence around it and you were REALLY hungry. Would you hop the fence to eat one?”
Guy: “no”
Girl: “why not?”
Guy: “ bc they aren’t mine”
Girl: “okay ❤️“
This scenario shows that the guy wouldn’t cheat/think about cheating.
On the other hand….
Scenario 2:
Girl: “hey babe?”
Guy: “yeah?”
Girl: “let’s say you were to walk by a field of strawberries that had a fence around it and you were REALLY hungry. Would you hop the fence to eat one?”
guy: “yeah maybe”
Girl: “why?”
Guy: “because I’m really hungry”
This scenario could infer that your partner is cheating/considering cheating.
(Scenario 3?)
I’m too lazy to give an actual scenario but it pretty much consists of this:
Your partner who already knew of the game could tell you they wouldn’t take a strawberry to make you trust them when really they would.
So make sure you know if they’re lying or not.
⚠️Please remember that this is a rhetorical scenario and that just because he/she would eat a strawberry doesn’t imply that she/he is cheating.⚠️
Girl: “i think I’m gonna do the strawberry question on my bf td”
Other girl: “omg tell me what he says!”
A question that's asked in a sexual context that's not supposed to receive an answer.
"You would double down on that thing wouldn't you?"
"Yes"
"Dude that was a clitorical question..."
A super easy question given by a teacher. It may require memorizing a short answer but not any critical thinking. Usually given at the beginning of a test to give students easy points. Usually refers to rudimentary concepts taught at the very beginning of a unit/course.
Student 1: How'd you do on the exam?
Student 2: Bad. At least I got those cupcake questions right.