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When you French kiss your male partner after they ejaculate into your mouth.
I saw her recycle, man. It was nasty.
When a male ejaculates and eats the resulting juices. In homosexual sex, ejaculating into your partners mouth, then your partner ejaculating into yours. AKA: The circle of life
When I run out of Kleenex, I just recycle!
When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits it back in his mouth and he swallows.
Beth’s parents asked why she didn’t have kids, Beth replied because Bobby recycles.
When buying tires, companies charge you for a 'Tire Recycle Fee' which makes no sense and quite frankly isn't fair. This term can be applied to basically anything.
Thug: Yea bro so I drank 6 of your beers.
Qweer: Well than you owe me 12$...
Thug: Ya I know but the tire recycle fee is 10$ so you'll only be getting 2$. Sorry bro
Qweer: ffs.
When you reuse the same condom for the same situation
I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat
Cum dumpster implies the existence of cum recycling
Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*