root cap

A the part of a plant that protects and lubricates the root as it penetrates deeper into the soil. It is also known as slang for condom.

Examples of the words use
Did you use a root cap? Did you cap your root?

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dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

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hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

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root beer

The best soft drink on Earth - my vote is for Barq's root beer. The the 50's and 60's it was A&W for me, but it hasn't been the same since the 70's.

Barq's Root Beer gets my vote as the best!

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root

...to make known to other people what a complete toolor douche you really are

Nate Alexander really rooted himself out when he told us he liked watching The Tony Danza show.

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root beer

possibly the greatest thing ever to grace the planet.

man, i just drank an entire case of root beer!

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root chakra

New-age term for taint. As featured in Yacht Rock, on channel101.

"I've found that the root chakra is my taint."

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