A the part of a plant that protects and lubricates the root as it penetrates deeper into the soil. It is also known as slang for condom.
Examples of the words use
Did you use a root cap? Did you cap your root?
A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.
My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!
Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.
"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"
"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."
The best soft drink on Earth - my vote is for Barq's root beer. The the 50's and 60's it was A&W for me, but it hasn't been the same since the 70's.
Barq's Root Beer gets my vote as the best!
possibly the greatest thing ever to grace the planet.
man, i just drank an entire case of root beer!
New-age term for taint. As featured in Yacht Rock, on channel101.
"I've found that the root chakra is my taint."
...to make known to other people what a complete toolor douche you really are
Nate Alexander really rooted himself out when he told us he liked watching The Tony Danza show.