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the phrase LaMelo said when he rejected an ugly b*tch
Hey you, can you follow me back on Instagram?
Yeah ion run it.
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When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.
Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!
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Running in just underwear and shoes to a Delta Gamma sorority house and then leaving underwear on the anchor or lawn if no anchor is available. After underwear is removed, participants run back to starting location in their shoes.
I barely made it away from cops during that Anchor Run.
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When you motor boat a flat chested girl.
steve; nice pair?
dave; no, i run aground
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When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
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To walk casually into the alcohol aisle of any grocery store and proceed to take a bottle, usually Jack Daniels, and walk out of the store like nothing happened. A variation can be done with a hand basket and several bottles. If one can handle the sketchiness of the act, a shopping cart and the fire exit can also be used. A bottle run will get you a good year on probation, so if someone behind your back tells you to stop, run forest run.
Stoner A:"Dude Matt got tackled by 3 managers at Ralph's for trying to push a shopping cart full of JD out the fire exit!" Stoner B:"Are you serious, thats the 3rd time he's done a bottle run this week!"
Stoner A:"Yeah, that dumb ass kept doin it at the same store"
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Street racing is illegal in the United States, so when someone wants to race on the road, they will call them "mexico runs", referring to racing in Mexico, even though they are actually in the US.
Steve: "Hey dude wanna race?"
Jim: "Sure, lets do some Mexico Runs!"
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