runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

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Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

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Runner

A girl that is hot and you would run after her to get her phone number or become sex friends.

Wow! sir would you look at this runner!

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suz runner

A suz runner is when you have a crack pipe, throw it at the front of a car while naked, run around in a circle 3 times.

Jack did a suz runner in a gas station parking lot at night.

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cum runner

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.

Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!

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dope runner

Dope runner is slang for a person who smuggles or traffics illicit drugs.

You figure him for a dope runner?

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Front Runner

A front runner is 90% of Dallas Cowboys fans. Most have never even stepped foot in the state, let alone the stadium.

Dig'm- "Hey Gulmers, why do you like the Cowboys again?"
George Jr.- "Because I'm a front runner from the 90's!"
George III- "Because my dad's a front runner and I want to grow up to be just like him!"
Dig'm- "Outta' here LOSERS!"

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