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A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".
Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"
Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"
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A man of extreme safety. Wears parachutes and protective gear at all time in case of an emergency. Is easily aggravated by people disobeying the Laws of Safety, such as, running on side walks and jaywalking. Other offences that can occur are people with bags and purses, as there may be drugs located within the bag or purse. A Safety Boy will most likely attack that person in order to find out if there are drugs in the bag. Safety Boys have high respects for police officers unless they are shooting at Safety Boy. Notable quotes are; "Get Down On The Ground!" "Stop!... Slow..." "YOU ARE ALL UNSAFE!" " I'm Richard Nixon!" "Why I Oughta!" and "Get Outa There, Lemons!"
Safety Boys are most commonly just people who play GTA (Grand Theft Auto). The most notable and famous Safety Boy is named Lemon, hence the quote. They all have a high respect for Lemon and look up to their Safety Master.
Steve: Hey Tom, I was a total Safety Boy last night! Totally killed that Granny! She might have had drugs in her bag, so i threw a grenade at her!
Tom: That was a good call, but were you wearing a parachute?
Steve: You bet! And a helmet!
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A boring job that is accepted by the employee due to his fear of unemployment. Most commonly used in reference to someone who has specialized in an art, but has accepted other employment due to the unpredictable nature of income while a professional artist.
John got himself a safety desk instead of sticking with the band.
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Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.
The gaffer caught me having a safety nap in the lift housing.
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The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
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When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.
1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.
2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence
Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.
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A college or university that one applies to in case they are not accepted to the school of their primary interest.
A. You get into all the schools you wanted?
B. nah but I did get into my safety school, SUNY Albany.
A. Well, at least you'll have somewhere to go; but your future doesn't look to great.
B. Yeah I know. That's what I get for being a tool in highschool.
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