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SAG stands for "Slut Faced Army Girl," and is a scandalous female employed in America's armed forces. Although the name mentions army, it could be any female connected to military service that eschews her assigned duties in order to Patriot's Choice, or generally sexually harrass any male, (or female) in her vicinity.
She commits such acts as throwing office supplies at your crotch, then blaming you for grabbing her or some shit when you point out that that fucking hurt. Another tactic is to bend over during important briefs and meetings in which national security is at stake, exposing her thong (if shes wearing any) or cleavage, then insinuating that shes being sexually haraased by men that look, guaranteeing a 4 fucking hour long brief on why all men are rapist pigs.
She has no fucking job, at least none that she actually does, and other than morale, tits, and a smile, is utterly worthless as a member of the armed forces, yet is responsible for up to 87,000 wasted hours spent in briefs that denounce all men as perverts every year, destroying command productivity.
1) Hey Blue Water, why is that army girl here? shes been over here throwing shit at your crotch for 9 out of the 12 hours weve been here. Are you Patriots Choicing? Hide your balls before we get blamed for that SAG's behavior.
2) You comin over for the BBQ this weekend man? Naw, I cant. Just got an Email that because SAG showed her tits during the brief with the foreign dignataries, we have a Command wide 8 hour brief on why no means no, and how all men are alcoholic rapist pigs that need to wear their god damn reflector belts.
3) Boss--Hey, go give this info to the day shop.
Troop--Whose the day shop?
Boss--that SAG over there.
Troop---The one that has never even turned her computer on during my whole tour? The one that flashed the SWO and got us all 4 hours of Sexual harrassment couseling? the one that was caught patriots choicing 8 marines in the galley closet, yet still has not had even a single LOC?
Boss--Yes Airman, that one.
Troop---Roger...FML...
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When you got a well rounded sag going on and some of your boxers start getting hitched up and fluff out over your pant line. Soon your shirt unknowingly is caught above this fluff of Fruit of the Loom and before you know it you got yourself a Grade A Premium Diaper Sag.
Dude, i used to think that kid was fucking legit sporting that natural sag all day every day. That was until i saw him DIAPER SAGGING all the way to class today. Doesn't he know a natty sag should be accompanied by boxer briefs? All he's gonna get with that is some nasty slam hogs. DEEEEEGEEEENENNNNNNNN
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A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.
Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries
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the stretched out orifice created by large diameter piercings, especially when said piercing is removed. Usually derogatory.
I thought those pegs in his ears were hot until he took them out to shower and I saw the sag hole.
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An iranian slag If someone be so angry from somebody say pedar sag and its mean your father is a dog , as usual its work for scream on the children who make people angry
Child: dad what is this? 🙂
Dad: is this a hot water?
Child Pour water on daddy and daddy says oh my god pedar sag
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An un-padded granny styled bra. usually in the very large sizes!!!
Guy says to his gf, why you wearing this Sag Bag
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To cover ones penis with a metal coating, make it red hot to the point where it can be easily flexible, then fuck someone (or something) with said tinkered genital.
I will give you the Sagging Lucifer of your life baby!
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