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Likes salad dressing, salad toes is an it. It is very much like baby. In order to make baby, salad toes and abashockshalock have to be combine to make the ultimate child.
Abashockshalock+salad toes= baby
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An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.
Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!
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Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.
He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")
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If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.
Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...
That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.
That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.
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A bullet to the mouth. Like a "Knuckle Sandwich" but with a gun instead of a fist. Origin was possibly the movie Fight Club.
Son, you better quit your yappin' or I'm gonna serve you a Lead Salad, and it ain't gonna be pretty.
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An interjection used to cut someone off mid-sentence and hopefully cause them to lose their train of thought. Should be said in a loud raspy voice at any inappropriate time.
Bob: Hey so this one time i was...
Fred: BUTT SALAD!!!!
Bob: What the?! ...wait what was i saying?
Fred: ...butt salad?
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Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.
Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.
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