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Harassing with sass
1. Your doing an activity someone walks up wasting your time or criticizing you. So you sass raping me
Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
A low tone of voice used when you are sassing or insulting someone under your breath, usually heard only by the hypersonic ears of Mothers
I said in a sass whisper: If only you were that smart...
Mother: I HEARD THAT!
Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
The act of doing something sassy in summer whilst summertime sadness blasts in the background. often mistaken with wintertime sass and springtime sass.
I just got summertime sassed by some random the other day
The void within your soul where you would put feelings if you had them.
I've been too sarcastic over the years and developed a sass chasm.
When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.
"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"