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After a girl gives you a blow job, you cum in her eye and when she puts her hand over her eye like an eye patch you stomp on her foot. She is then screaming, hopping around holding her one foot up with one hand over eye, looking like a screaming pirate.
After the costume party I gave that bitch a screaming pirate!
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A phrase used by morons who believe something is funnier than it is except in reality their reaction is that of watching a political debate. Nobody knows who started this trend, but we all wish they're currently burning in the hottest place in hell.
Joe: Say's something retarded
Tumblr White Gurl: I'M SCREAMING
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(n.) 1. A derogatory or derisive term for the "Hood Bird" hood decal option found on 1970-1981 Pontiac Tran Ams. Used derisively by Mustangers"nags", Camaro guysI.R.O.C., ricers, Euros and any other poor souls whose on glimpse of said ornamentation is when the Trans Am is parked...as oppossed to their usual sight of its blacked-out tail lights receeding in the distance amid a cloud of smoke!
2. A Trans Am.(Used lovingly/jokingly amongst Pontiac Owners)
Dan: "Whatever you do, Mr. Lutz, please do not let Pontiac get a hold of the 2008 Zeta platform Camaro. We don't need wheel flares, shaker hoods, and-- above all, Screaming CHICKENS--to mar the boring, corporate, brown paper bag beauty of this car!"
Pontiac public @ large: "You need to shut up, IROC. GM, BUILD THE BIRD!!!"
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while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.
We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.
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when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists
i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.
guy1: did you see that screaming shit?
guy2: no, or i'd be dead.
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during cunillingus the male yells into the vaginal or anal cavity of the woman. It is supposed to really help her to orgasm quicker.
fred: yeah so last night i was with this girl and i was having a hard time making her orgasm
george: you should've tried the vaginal scream.
fred: maybe next time i will.
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