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The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.
Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.
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The action of serving up some niggas in sports or video games, or just in everyday life.
Yo nigga, my nigga be on dat serve!
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commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.
nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"
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ejaculating in someones ass and letting it ooze
When a guy blows a load in a girls asshole and she squats down and lets it drip out slowly like soft serve icecream.
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A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
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A term used when someone's vajayjay smells like it hasn't been washed for the past few days.
John: 'Oh my! I could tell you're serving fish from two corners away.'
Mariah: 'Shut up! I've been begging you to fix the shower for 5 days!'
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A second serving is when enough alcohol has been bought to last for the night, yet some participants unreasonably agree that more needs to bought. Doing so frequently results in various forms of tragedy (e.g. car accidents, arrests, or massive amounts of vomit).
"Almost everybody was asleep on the couch or the floor, but some guys went out to buy a second serving. They came back and barely drank what they bought, and ended up puking and sleeping in the bathroom."
"Everything was going cool, but a couple of guys felt that we needed a second serving. They went out to buy more, but still haven't come back yet."
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