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Similar to a jack off, but a shaq off. This one goes out to my boy Shaquon.
Guy 1: Duuude, I'm so bored right now.
Guy 2: You know what can fix that?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: A shaq off!
When you watch your grandparents trying out the doggy style at the same time as you blast your cum over your little sister and you here a BOOM.
Alex was on his way home and he was looking forward to the Big Shaq Boom
Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight
a term of endearment for close friends
friend 1: ayy what we doing tonight big-shaq?
friend 2: you already know we bouta run some rainbow 6
THE THING GOES SKRATTTTTTTTT PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIDIDI KAT KAT AND A PURTTTT PURTTTT POUMMM
What do the cat : The cat goes meow
What do the dog : The dog goes wouf
What do Big shaq :THE THING GOES SKRATTTTT PAP PAP KA KAAK
The mathematician of mathematician
Big shaq:2+2 dats 4
Me:now this is big brain time