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When you fart, and you accidently take shit in your pants.
I was standing in line to go to a movie, and I sharted my pants.
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an explosional fart that pushes out poop particals with it. it could be embarassing but deep down inside you know your really proud of yourself.
"oh man, i just sharted, but i kinda like it."
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Well, its when you have to fart, but after you fart you farted a little to hard (one should be especially cautious if they have not taken a shit in the last 10 hours) so a small piece of shit comes out. It may stick to your underpants or stay lodged inside your butthole.
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The definition is pretty obvious...Shitting and farting, etc, etc...but whats important to point out is that johnnyb is a dumb shit. Jack Black wasn't in 'Along Came Polly', it was Philip Seymore Hoffman...you dumb shit..
It wasn't Jack Black in that movie johnnyb...so go eat a shart sandwich!
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when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.
"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"
"Did you just fart?, no i shart!
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Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!
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