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now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
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The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
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When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.
Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."
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Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.
every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.
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An excuse that one will not shave throughout the month of November
Man to Woman: Holy shit, your legs are hairy!
Woman to Man: -Bitchy- Uh, it's No-Shave November...
Child: You look just like Santa Claus!
Person: Shut the fuck up - it's No-Shave November
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a situation when you work you ass off and work does not seem to end
I need to everest shave this pile of exams
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To not shave the whole month of November
Dude, are you going to participate in no shave November
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