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Shelby is a very pretty person, she has a great personality, she is very funnyy, hunny she'll make you laugh till you cry or either pee on yourself, she is taken by David Chadwick Coffey, but if you mess with her we will be glad to kick your butt(: gott it dont mess wiff uss
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Girl who is no longer amish. (taken sexually)
Shelby has carpal tunnel from jerking the meat.
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FILTHY, DIRTY, NASTY, LIMITLESS when it comes to sexual orientation. Wreaks of prostate and colon due to always playing with one's asshole
"Alexa, Shelbis wants to know what's the maximum diameter the human asshole can be stretched to ?"
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She can be nice but when she finds a new person to play around with she WILL tell EVERYTHING about you to this person and wwhat i ment by everything all your darks secrets and things you have ever done
Shelby can be the biggest cow in the world
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She’s annoying sometimes, and sucks at starting and keeping up with conversations, and even though shelby’s are usually white, she also has a GIGANTIC BLACK PENIS, and the biggest sack of hairy ass nuts you ever seen, its like looking at two watermelons in a blanket, shes VERY cute though, has alot of friends and has guys all over her contantly, shes kind, has a pretty smile, and short.
Daammmnnn shelby lookin fine as hell today just like she was yesterday....and the day before, and before that and before that and before that
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a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.
You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*
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