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A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.
Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?
Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.
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Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.
Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.
That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.
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A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.
The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.
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The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.
Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.
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A shirt overbite occurs when someone is really fat and has a huge stomach. The bottom of their shirt is the same vertical length as the top of their pants but there is a huge horizontal gap between them because their shirt is hanging from their belly. There is a horizontal gap between the end of the shirt and the beginning of the pants, due to their huge protruding belly.
Eli is so fat that when he tries to pick up girls they take one look at his six inch shirt overbite, laugh, and turn around. Eli tries to hide his shirt overbite by wearing long shirts.
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If you raise your arms and your shirt comes up above your belt.
If you're gonna wear that, keep your arms down, that looks like a jimmy shirt
When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.