I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.
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The act of giving an ordinary shocker to a woman, getting fecal matter on your pinky and then reversing the position of your fingers (reverse shocker). Resulting in a UTI or other infection.
I got tired of this nasty bitch always coming around for sex so I gave her the toxic shocker. That bitch got a UTI and had blood coming outta her pussy.
individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.
"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"
"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"
The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe
Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker
Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.
Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!
It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
The act of performing the Shocker manuever whilst wearing the Nintendo Power Glove
Dude, I was playing some vintage video games when my GF wanted some, so I just gave her the ol' Power Shocker!