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The Double shovel is a sex maneuver that is used when the vagina is to tight to fit your penis into. It is performed by using both hands to widen the opening of the vagina allowing you to enter.
Guy 1: Dude, you fucked April? I heard she was a virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I had to use the double shovel to get in her.
When you bend ur bitches back to the point her belly button can touch the bed but her ass still in the air and you put ur dick in her pussy while standing and doing squats . (Use ur dick like a shovel)
Omg JakeDuk shovel dick’d the fuck out my pussy last night . My back is still bent.
When a male, whilst making rigorous chicken wing-arm motions, makes sweet love to a person in an oral fashion. A chicken nugget is placed neatly upon the cock, and the phallus is shoved into the receiving end's mouth. Order up!
I wanted to tell her I love her, but instead I chose to give her the ole' chicken shovel
An ugly troll that lives in Buttermilk Acres!!
Josh, stop being a damn shovel trout!!
When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.
Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...
A type of tattoo needle,also known as a rake. This type of tattoo needle is commonly used for shading. It is made up of a several smaller needles aranged to resemble a rake often referred to as the "blood shovel" because of how much blood it draws when its used.
My tattoo is going fairly smooth,until she got out the blood shovel and boy did it hurt then!!!
When the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. This speaker also must be screwing themselves out of something that they want. So in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and fucking themselves out of something at the same time.
I just Shovel Fucked myself!
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Oh man, you just shovel fucked yourself!
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