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Using your shower head to masturbate.
I think after the game I’m going to go home and give myself shower head.
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Edinburgh term to describe act of self hygiene which consists of spraying deodorant under each armpit without prior bathing, often when time is of the essence in the morning
may also comprise spraying deodorant on previous day's clothes in an attempt to mask the fact that one is a tinky b*stard.
aww f**k, I've slept in... only got time for a niddrie shower this morning!
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the rush and good feeling you get when ur gross, then you take a shower and get all clean smellin and good looking, then you got that shower power
brad: oh my gaw girl. you look good.
girl: ew, you smell gross and look grungey.
brad: damn, i'm gonna go home and take a shower power.
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Instead of standing up in the shower, you do a hand-stand and face your butthole towards the shower faucet.
Bob and Pete enjoyed taking mustang showers in the lockeroom after football practice.
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The most embarassing part of high school gym classes. In these rooms, kids strip in public in order to change for class.
Be prepared for kids who don't know how to use towels, as you may be getting an eyeful of your friends' dicks in these rooms. Also try to preserve your own modesty and avoid getting a boner at all costs!
Shower rooms usually contain large open areas with benches to sit on, a few urinals and of course, showers. OPEN showers with the heads way too close together, so you have to stand as close to your nude classmates as possible while getting soaped up.
Kyle stopped in front of the one free urinal and let his dick out of the opening in his boxer briefs. He let out a stream of piss as he turned his eyes to the guys next to him. The guy to his left was wearing a muscle shirt and shorts, and had his waistband stretched downward to let his member free. The kid to his right was also in just his boxers and from the little Kyle could make out, had a pretty big package.
As his stream finished up, Kyle shook his member a little bit and put it back away. He started to walk back to the bench when he tripped on a nearby bag and slid toward the shower room. He smacked his head into the wall and felt himself become soaked by the closest showerhead.
The kids showering angrily turned toward him and grabbed him by the shoulders. He yelled about how Kyle was invading his privacy and must have been a homo, and Kyle tried to pull away. He felt his stomach urn as he realized the warmth of the water had gotten him hard, and his cock pressed against the front of his boxer briefs.
Some nearby kids grabbed him behind and pushed him toward the exit, laughing and calling him a fag as they tossed him out of the locker room, into the gym. He blushed furiously as the girls all turned to see him in his soaked boxer briefs, trying to hide an obvious boner.
Then he lost all feeling when he felt two hand grab his waistband from behind and drag his only piece of clothing to his feet. He could feel a breeze blow past his cock.
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an execution which involvs lineing up one or more victims against a wall and using a rapid fire weapon on full auto and emptying a full magazine into the line on people
gangster1: what do we do with this one
gangster2: line him up with the others,give em a lead shower
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To clean up using a wet nap to rub under your arm pits.
Dave was stinking up the van so we woke him up and told his smelly ass he at least needed a hippie shower.
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