shrek

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.

1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.

Shrek

1. a Fictional Character from the Movie series known as: "Shrek"

2. a God

Shrek is a GOD