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Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.

July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.

by d00dd00d February 5, 2010


semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye

Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹

by BitchDontTalkToMe October 11, 2015


aim down sights

Something Call Of Duty fanboys love to do.

Dude i played CS:GO today and i didn't know how to aim down sights there! HELP!

by Pulmig October 8, 2017


ungodly sight

When two discord users, Jabhan (CUM_LORD#4864) and Ed (Edwardius#0581), start to have a twerk battle in a public video call to a variety of songs playing in the background.

Obviously, none of them win. They both suck.

Hani: "Yo bruh are you seeing this shit?"
Cal: "Yeah, it's such an ungodly sight."

by joeyful March 2, 2021


Sight Garbage

Indecent exposure or 'flashing' is when someone shows their genitals in order to scare or upset another person. 'Cyber Sight Garbage' is when indecent exposure happens online or over text message.

"As I was walking down the street I was accosted by sight garbage when a man pulled his pants down"

by 0lives June 10, 2024


Leaf Sight

A sight or scope on a firearm that can be raised or folded down. Often with many lines or indicators to account for bullet drop due to gravity.

"PRIVATE! USE THE LEAF SIGHT ON YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHER!"

"ROGER THAT!"

*Explosion.mp3*

by yogha August 30, 2023


sight seer

sight seer ; is someone who is awaiting there own death anxiously. Can't wait, hoping it'll come soon. Looking upon it as a departure from this world into the next. A paradox.

Inside the mind of Bryn -- I'm a sight seer. Dying is always the most important part of life, not by your own hand, rather an act of God or brought to you by your willingness. The future is so bright and exciting, our bodies may be left, but our spirits will forever rise.

Jay says : "wow what an insight, urban dictionary should publish it, I would, if I could"
- Bryn : I'll just keep hounding them, what can they do? Chop off my fingers and toes? Like that's old news hahaha

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020