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1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one
Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.
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A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).
Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
Sit on him is for girls to sit on boys for the whole of January (it can be whoever they want) no feelings attached
You see sit on him
Sit on him is in January
When a sapphic woman sits with her legs spread out ,bending forward over her thighs,with her elbows on her knees, letting her forearms dangle ,and looking gay asf.
“Do you know if she’s 💅🏾“
“Yea she’s doing The Sapphic Sit”
Incorporating the Yiddish term for sweat, this phrase refers to
the use of a sauna
After he finished working out at the health club,Eric
opted for a sit and shvitz...
The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.
Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."
If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."
This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.
I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.
When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop
Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.