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Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
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A skater girl is one of the following two:
A female who skateboards for the genuine love and fascination of it
OR
In an attempt to meet guys who skateboard.
Some females don't mind being called "skater girl" while others do. However, the reality of the term is that it separates females subtly from what they are. Skaters. Unlike males who skateboard, females are called "skater girls" rather than just skaters. The reason for this would be the male domination of the skateboarding. That still does not take away from the fact that skateboarding has and always will be something females can excel in just as much or more than males do. When looking back or taking a current look, we all need to remember women have existed within the skateboarding scene since it's beginning. So when looking at the archetypes of the sport, don't just consider Jay Adams, Tony Alva, or Duane Peters, think Peggy Oki, Lauren Thornhill, Kim Cesepedes, or Stephanie Person. They all had a place in the scene, and they all paved a way for the females to come. Thank them, respect them, be aware of them, and most of all shred with them.
A genuine female skater: I finally learned how to do crooked grind!
Skater Girl: Erick Koston is so fucking hot. I love those shoes.
Skater Girl vs Skater, which will you be?
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Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.
Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing
I cant think of an example so I'll just write figure skater.
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muscle that is visible, but doesnt look like the person is ripped. the person usually doesnt have to work out a lot, but you can still see the muscles. usually found in skaters.
guy 1: ya, i only work out 30 minutes a day
guy 2: ya, i can see the skater muscle
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a poser skater is someone who pretands to be a skater. they are usually people that go to skateparks all the time but just sit on the benches with their board trying to look cool. they usually dress and act like the stereotype but when it comes to actually getting on the board they have no clue what they are doing. you can usually tell if someones a poser skater if they say they can do a boardslide and they bottom of their deck isnt even scratched. it actually doesnt matter if you suck or if you just started but when you say you can do things that you have never tried before because they look "easy" then your a poser. it also doesnt really matter if you wear skate brand tees if you actually like the style just dont wear them if you think it makes you look cool.
skater: dude, you are such a f*cken poser skater
poser: omg no im not!!!!!111 ive lyk sk8ed lyk all my life, i kno lyk all the kewl tricks and stuff dude!!!11
skater: oh yeah do you know the difference between a frontside 50-50 and a backside 50-50?
poser: pssh lyk totally
skater: then do a frontside 50-50
poser: lyk okaaay!!!11
(poser goes over to a legde, but since they dont know how to even do an ollie, they jump of the board onto the legde and since they are too "Kewl" to use a helmet, they bash their head into the cement and get knocked unconcious)
skater: thats what you get you f*ucken poser
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A teenage boy who skates. Their favorite shoes to wear are white vans and their shoe size is usually larger than size 10. They end up buying multiple pairs of shoes because their shoes reek and they never take good care of them, but they take excellent care of their skateboard.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that skater boy in our class?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a beautiful skateboard but I want to buy him some shoes because his are disgusting.
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Much like "peace out" but sounds better and is used generally between "skater boys".
"See ya bro."
"Later skater."
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