skate and annoy

1) A semi-popular skateboarding magazine.

2) A song by the Florida hardcore band "Kids Like Us".

3) A hardcore crew started in Florida

Example to #1: I was reading Skate and Annoy yesterday and they did a review on a skatepark in my town.

Example to #2: My favorite Kids Like Us song is "Skate and Annoy" it's got a good 2-step beat.

Example to #3: I went to a Kids Like Us show last night and Skate and Annoy was fighting people talking shit.

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loller skates

A creative way to express laughing out loud, or LOL.

Dude: "Oh man did you see that guy smash his face on that wall? classic..."
Other dude: "yeah i did. Loller skates."
Nubcake: "LOLLERSKATES GO FAST DOWNHILL!!1!"

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ice skates

Slang term for Crystal Meth.

Hey Girl, do you have any ice skates for me tonight?

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Skate stopper

minor annoyance/ waste of the cities time.

yo dude, get out the torch and pry bar so we can get rid of this lame skate stopper

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skate or die

a phrase originally used by hardcore skaters back in the day, which is now blindly used by posers who think they're cool.

In the 80s, "Skate or Die" was tattooed on millions of skaters.
Today, millions of posers and people that think they are cool shout "Skate or Die" to increase pointless popularity.

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skate rape

Mainly used in roller derby and other skate sports where your skate/skateboard penetrates intimate parts of your anatomy during a fall.

"I just fell really hard with my foot underneath me. I was skate raped by my own wheel"

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Figger Skating

The black version of ice hockey

I heard they were gonna add Figger Skating to the Olympics, but there wouldn't have been any contestants.

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