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One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.
Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.
Far worse than a heavy sleeper. You could slap them and they would never wake up.
You would have to be a dead sleeper to not wake up from that...
Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
Someone who is not currently a brony, but would become one after watching My Little Pony. Calling someone a sleeper brony would be based only on a
personal assumption, given that her/she hasn't watched the show yet. This term is comparable to "sleeper agent", in that both are activated through
an external medium, and both are completely unaware of their hidden identity.
Non-Brony: I think MLP is the stupidest, girliest thing on the planet.
Brony: Have you watched the show?
Non-Brony: No.
Brony: Then you should give it a shot. Who knows, maybe you're a sleeper brony.
A guy that is only used for cuddling during sleep
I really wish my side sleeper will come over tonight
when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.
bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!
Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.
"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."