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A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
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Best In Slot is used by gamers to define a piece of gear which is simply the best for their gaming character in a specific slot (eg. head slot, pants slot etc.)
Also someone's "Best In Slot" is his/her best friend, a very special person that you usually meet online through an mmo game and end up being very close to each other and very important for each other just like a BiS item. Sometimes though your friendship can be "vendored" in case your partner finds an "upgrade".
- A Manticore with two sockets is usually Best In Slot (BiS) for Demon Hunters.
- I can't wait to go home and get online so we can talk and farm together!
- Hurry Up! I have nothing to do without you, you are my Best In Slot (BiS) afterall
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After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
The anus. Derived from a certain scene in Spongebob where two characters tried to shove a coin up a seahorse's ass, thinking it was a coin slot for a kiddie ride. See Chocolate starfish or Leather cheerio.
My rubber coin slot is itchy but I can't scratch it or else my hand will smell like ass.
A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.
Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.
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result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole
When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon
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You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!
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