Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

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smoke a number

AKA, smoke a joint....

Let's kick back, watch the gig and smoke a number...........

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The Big Smoke

A ghetto term for when a collective of teenage individuals engage in smoking.

Yo boys, its time for The Big Smoke

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smoking hot

A very HOT chick, SMOKINGGGG HOT!!!

Nice thighs, nice tits, nice booty, nice everything!

My gosh, Miranda Kewr is smoking hot

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Outside Smoke

A term used in competitive swimming when the outside lanes(usually 1 or 8) ,which are usually seeded to lose, win the race.

Swimmer in outside lane: C'mon boys we can do this. Outside smoke

Other swimmers: YEAHHHH!

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leak smoke

its slange for pcp smoke

"I smell leak smoke, left by the anonymous" Cage - Agent Orange

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Smoked pork

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

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