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Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup
Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie
Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled
Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves
To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate
Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.
a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy
James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.
I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!