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"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"
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When the receiver of penetration sneezes, causing their vagina or anal glands to tighten, causing pleasure for both parties.
Kind of like a donkey punch but no violence
achoo ooo oooohhhh" "have you just cum?" "no, my vagina just clenched around your cock" "oh, like a rough sneeze then
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When you sneeze and nothing comes out of your nose or mouth except air.
Dry sneezes are caused by itchy noses and/or dust.
Jon: Eww, You sneezed on my jacket!
Kim: Gosh, It was only a dry sneeze.
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The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.
"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"
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When you blow your nose or sneeze and you let a fart go by accident. Can also be used to to simply describe a fart on it's own.
I was blowing my nose when a bum sneeze slipped out.
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To sneeze to an excessive amount thus triggering an orgasm
I sneezed so much dawg, I damn near sneeze-gasm'ed
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At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.
Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.
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