Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.
1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"
"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"
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A sex position, when your having sex and you push your penis through a slice of bread and continue to have intercourse, then immediately after, the slice now soggy in sweat and vaginal juices, the female must ingest the bread
My girlfriend and I tried soggy style last night, so convenient, no mess or cleanup, she just ate the evidence
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A woman's asshole after its been fucked many times by 1 or multiple men, generally is jizzed in after it is normally left gaping and open.
"Damn dude her ass a soggy bagel"
"Yah dude I wonder how many dudes did that shit"
"Too many man"
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The act of a female inserting all of a man's genitalia into her mouth at one time, thus leaving it moist with saliva.
She's got a big mouth and gave me a soggy breakfast. She got the sausage and the eggs in there at the same time!
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anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process
"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"
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1)A Cunt thats either really really fucking wet or is covered in CUM!
2)Term used to describe a piece of shit bitch who likes to make other ppl feel like shit!
1)After the gang band with those 4 black dudes, that bitch had a soggy cunt!
2)That bitch hurt my friend and gave him crabs, WHAT A SOGGY CUNT!
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A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.
Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.
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