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Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise
2. Amazement
3. Anger
4. Disappointment
5. Disgust
6. Revenge
7. Gratitude
8. Etc.
1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"
2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."
3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"
4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"
5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"
6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"
7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"
8. Or for any other situation.
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Son of Dork are an English pop/rock consisting of 5 members. They are : James Bourne (Guitar and Vocals - ex Busted) Steve Rushton (Guitar and Vocals) David Williams (Guitar and Shouting) Chris Leonard (Guitar and Backing Vocals) Danny (Drums) They are really cool!
Cause your my ticket outta Loserville. Son of Dork are the best thing outtta the great british pop factory in ages!
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a super loving sweet guy. is shy but once he gets to know you he's outgoing and careless. loyal and loving. SUPER H O T. care free spirit and will always be there for you when you need him.
Thai-Son is a good friend
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Literally someone who exhibits smallness. A small son will never make big plays. The direct antithesis of a big boy.
"Yo that guy sucks at this game"
"Yes, he is a small son"
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A group of human males that can be identified with a common set of circumstances such as the experiences of been abandoned, abused, betrayed by the fathers or simply never had a father or a responsible father.
Dude1: “ … how about the kind of bastards that left the children to be raised by their women alone, ditching all responsibilities to the family and obsessed with gambling all fortunes away with the endless futile stupidest business ambitions; then when they see the sons may have a better shot to succeed, they just have to do everything in their bastard nature to ruin every chances their shit lucked sons may have …”
Dude2: “ … I don’t know.. never had a father anyway, that bastard left us for dead since …”
Dude1: “ … yah we’re all sons of bastards dude …”
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When someone calls you a “son of a pokle” it is the highest form of insult. This is about ten times worse than being called a “son of a b*tch” and it means that the person who said it has a strong belief that you should go die in hole because no one likes you
Damn, that guy is so annoying...what a son of a pokle!
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