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No matter how dismal or down you are you talk to this one person and they either make you feel better or stand right next to you until you are through your struggle.
I couldn't have made it through that awkward week with that weird theater carny caravan without that counter balance of The Soulmate Effect over the phone.
Half soulmates: a couple that is probably not good for each other. But they love each other and can’t leave each other alone. The problem could be communication, drug addiction, cheating, toxicity, etc. Being a half soulmate is for both parties and NOT one sided.
“Man I really love him, and he’s my soulmate but he sucks at communication!
“You mean he’s your half soulmate, he won’t even leave you alone after you tell him to and you STILL go back!”
When you meet your soul mate and you cant be without them. But then you meet your second soul mate and keep them on the side.
I thought you were my soul mate? Nah girl your my side soulmate.
Friends who instinctively watch the same programs at the same time without any prior discussion or planning
Friend 1: Do you prefer to BBQ with Charcoal or Propane?
Friend 2: Your watching King of The Hill, huh?
Friend 1: We must be "TV Soulmates"
The art of non-verbal speed-dating
Helene: I am bored of playing Tinder.
Philipp: That's true. Let's go soulmating and meet some real people.
Anal sex between partners that is very emotional charged. Thrusts are deep and powerful but also a slower pace. Eye contact is maintained and the receiving partner is likely to cry tears of connection.
“Last was amazing, Patsy and I crossed over to Soulmate Anal; I’ve never felt so close to anyone before”
Group of geniuses with similar twisted thoughts and amusements
We would like to invite you to join our group of twisted soulmates.