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When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.
I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.
The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.
Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."
Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"
Girl: "Ooo"
A more wonderful love story there has never been.
Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.
The BP Special is a soft serving combined with premature ejaculation; Named after the man who made it famous.
- How did it go?
- I served her up another BP Special.
When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.
Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!
Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.
A fluke shot.
*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.
Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"
The head stomp or more commonly referred to “the pier special” is a sequence of movements involving ones lower part of the body, including the soleus, the quad, and the metatarsals.
This guys being a flop lets give him the pier special.