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Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 7, 2010


sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

by Lucas January 1, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 20, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO November 30, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


flaming sphincter

to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.

that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.

by Joel Diaz June 7, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fiery Sphincter

A mans sphincter that has been made love to excessively and so is "fiery" and "raw" from the constant friction.

When I had finihsed with Ed he had a Fiery Sphincter!

by echo64 June 17, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sphincter Licker

Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.

A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.

by Casey_Australia August 19, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž