(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck
Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where
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someone who cuts you off in traffic
God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.
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The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole
In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!
Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough
Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...
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to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.
that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.
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A mans sphincter that has been made love to excessively and so is "fiery" and "raw" from the constant friction.
When I had finihsed with Ed he had a Fiery Sphincter!
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Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.
A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.
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