Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

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Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

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Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

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wig split

getting your skull cracked (not literaly)

i'll split ya wig, i am a wig splitta, are you tryin to get your wig split

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four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard

Sean has been on top of the game ever since he got that four and a split .

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split whisker

female genitalia

show us ya split whisker

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splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.

Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!