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A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
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a town outside of Richmond,Va that is full of old white lady's and thugs. 16% of these thugs are white. Shootings happen once every week. If you want to live here and avoid these shootings, move to mullen's lane.
Greg: "Dude lets go to Highland Springs"
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
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Spring jig-gle (N, V, Adj.)
1. Associated with a pudding (31), teardrop or heart-shaped ass. The snapping back of healthy, female, gluteus maximus muscle.
2. A supple ass with strong support ties or extreme foundational integrity. The behind the scenes, working mechanisms, of the finished result.
3. Often referred to as the Spring-jiggle Effect, primarily in a gym environment. It is believed that certain exercises can amplify the desired outcome. Heredity, however, is given a large portion of the credit. Brazilian and Colombian ass is usually a visual marker of the Effect.
“If you want, I can show you some exercises to enhance your spring-jiggle.”
“My what?” I said, laughing.
Origin: J. Bango book series—“Dorm Tramps.”
When your boyfriend tickles you thinking he’s being cute and funny, but it’s actually really fucking annoying
Whenever we netflix and chill, I’m always nervous my boyfriend will spring a tickle on me.
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a small mountain town in Tennessee, near Monteagle. It has historical significance, being the oldest historical resort in Tennessee. The houses were built in the 1860s after Beersheba Cain walked up the mountain from McMinnville, and found a "healing" spring.
Beersheba Springs is amazingly beautiful and the people are nice
The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.
That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.
when your ass perspires after long erotic anal intercourse sessions.
after mary had long erotic anal intercourse she experienced whittle springs.