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When, after unprotected anal sex, the ejaculate and lube, combined with having had a dong poking around in your butt, cause you to drop a dook.
That gangbang gave me a spunk enema; as soon as the last guy finished I shoved him off me and ran to the bathroom.
when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face
"I slam spunked that bitch!"
The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"
Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!
Gal: Watch out for my glasses!
Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....
Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........
An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.
"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."
The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...
PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.
(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
Boston Creme donut. From the semen-like filling inside.
"Hey, you got any spunk loaders in that box of donuts?"
An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.
I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.