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Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.
"Yoo how can i scare my friends?" "It's easy, try squirreling! It will scare the shit out of them!"
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Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.
Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild
Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good
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A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.
I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"
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A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks
Damn it Squirrel is following us again!
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A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.
Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.
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Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!
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To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
Person 1: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA!!! You got squirrled!!!
Person 1: Jack-ass.
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