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someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker
She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.
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The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.
Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?
Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.
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A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.
"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."
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A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.
Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.
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A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.
"Bob: Would you bang Margaret Thatcher?
Rob: Yea that's a legit status bang."
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This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
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The ultimate level of strength and swoleness, being ridiculously strong, godlike, athletic, large and unmatched. You make everyone around you look like puny little girly men.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that nigga Chris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
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