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person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
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I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!
I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!
A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's
You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!
To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.
1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!
2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!
1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...
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I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.
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When on a trampoline and one another person lands right after you, thus stealing the momentum of the jump and going higher while you go lower.
Dude, you just Trampoline jump stole me! What was that all about?!
Well, I can't Trampoline jump steal you if you would land in the right time.
a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.